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BBHQ GEAR BLACK- Mens TShirt

$24.95

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Age group: Adult
Gender: Men

Built for agents who demand comfort, durability, and just a hint of chaos.

This isn’t your average black tee. This is official BBHQ field gear—ideal for undercover office ops, weekend missions, or simply existing with quiet superiority. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton keeps you comfortable; reinforced stitching keeps the shirt alive longer than most workplace morale.

It keeps its shape. It holds up through wash after wash. It refuses to quit before you do.

Tech specs (for the detail-oriented agents):

Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Regular fit for everyday missions

Tubular construction = no side seams, no nonsense

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease

Tear-away label (because tags are tiny acts of violence)

Sourcing: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
Note: White versions may appear slightly off-white—realistic for anyone running at 12% battery.

Made on demand. No minimums. Maximum BBHQ energy.

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BBHQ GEAR WHITE - Men's Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

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BBHQ GEAR WHITE - Men's Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

$24.99

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The Official Uniform of Everyday Mischief

Welcome to the BBHQ basic that’s anything but basic. This is the shirt you reach for when you want to look put-together but not like you tried too hard. Soft, durable, and ready for whatever identity you decide to perform today, it’s made from 100% ring-spun cotton—aka the good stuff.

With reinforced stitching and a fit that holds up to real life, this tee is designed to become your “I guess I am leaving the house” favourite.

Features

100% ring-spun cotton for softness that feels suspiciously luxurious
Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Midweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure
Quarter-turned construction to prevent that awkward center crease
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Note: White may appear off-white due to the natural qualities of the fabric. (Think “artistically intentional,” not “oops.”)

Made On-Demand

Every shirt is created just for you when you order it—no mass production, no waste, no warehouse of abandoned sizes. Thanks for supporting thoughtful, low-impact gear.

Safety & Compliance (Because the Bureau Loves Paperwork)

Age restrictions: Adults
EU warranty: 2 years
Meets requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde levels

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure all consumer products meet EU safety standards.
For product safety inquiries, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to:
📍 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country
📍 Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus

If you’d like, I can also create:
✨ A shorter Shopify-friendly version
✨ A more chaotic, funny BBHQ tone
✨ A premium, philosophical, “identity-shifting human” version

Just say the word.

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RESTING LISTENING FACE WHITE - Men's TShirt

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RESTING LISTENING FACE WHITE - Men's TShirt

$36.95

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Age group: Adult

Gender: Men Color: White

For the men who have mastered the art of looking deeply engaged while mentally grocery shopping.

Meet your new uniform for meetings you didn’t need to be in, conversations you never asked for, and every moment where your face says, “I’m listening,” but your soul whispers, “Please… stop talking.”

Made from lightweight, ringspun cotton, this tee stays soft, keeps its shape, and survives every wash cycle—unlike your patience. Reinforced hems and shoulder-to-shoulder taping mean it won’t stretch out, even if your tolerance does.

The BBHQ breakdown:

Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Regular fit for maximum “I swear I’m listening” comfort

Tubular construction (no side seams = no fuss)

Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease

Tear-away label because you have enough irritations already

Sourced globally from trusted factories

Note: The White variant may lean slightly off-white… which honestly matches the energy of men everywhere using 12% battery to appear attentive.

Made on demand. No minimums. Maximum relatability.

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RESTING LISTENING FACE Black- Men's TShirt

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RESTING LISTENING FACE Black- Men's TShirt

$36.95

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Age group: Adult

Gender: Men's

For the men who have mastered the art of looking deeply engaged while mentally grocery shopping.

Meet your new uniform for meetings you didn’t need to be in, conversations you never asked for, and every moment where your face says, “I’m listening,” but your soul whispers, “Please… stop talking.”

Made from lightweight, ringspun cotton, this tee stays soft, keeps its shape, and survives every wash cycle—unlike your patience. Reinforced hems and shoulder-to-shoulder taping mean it won’t stretch out, even if your tolerance does.

The BBHQ breakdown:

Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Regular fit for maximum “I swear I’m listening” comfort

Tubular construction (no side seams = no fuss)

Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease

Tear-away label because you have enough irritations already

Sourced globally from trusted factories

Note: The White variant may lean slightly off-white… which honestly matches the energy of men everywhere using 12% battery to appear attentive.

Made on demand. No minimums. Maximum relatability.

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