Holiday Collection

For the Person Who’s Exceptional… or Literally Outside Right Now.

Celebrate the rare individual who is truly outstanding in their field—whether that field is leadership, accounting, project management, or an actual field behind their house. This mug honors greatness with a wink, making it the perfect gift for high-performers, over-performers, and “I’m just doing my best” performers alike.

Sturdy, glossy, and built to survive both office dishwashers and existential crises, it keeps your design crisp and vibrant through every caffeine cycle.

Features

• Solid ceramic build—reliable, like the person it’s made for

• Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and “I have reached my limit” 20 oz sizes

• Glossy white finish for vivid, long-lasting print

• Lead-free & BPA-free

• Dishwasher and microwave safe

• Blank product sourced from China

Note: Size may vary by ±0.1" (2 mm). The Bureau considers this within “exceptionally normal parameters.”

Made On-Demand

Each mug is created only when ordered—no mass production, no wasted inventory, just intentional gear for people who shine in their chosen (or accidental) field.

Great for coworkers, managers, mentors, farmers, creatives, consultants, or anyone who consistently shows up and does the thing.

Because being outstanding deserves recognition—preferably filled with something warm.

For agents who prefer their comfort served with a side of quiet rebellion.

This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s field equipment for the Bureau of Behaving Badly—perfect for undercover office missions, casual coffee debriefings, or collapsing on the couch after a long day of pretending to care about emails.

Crafted from ridiculously soft fabric (52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester), it gives you that “I look good without trying” energy. The relaxed fit + chic V-neck = a silhouette that flatters without fuss.

Lightweight. Breathable. Zero drama. Tear-away label because tags are for people who enjoy suffering.

Specs for the nerds:

• 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²) fabric







• 32-singles yarn for that smooth, premium feel







• Side-seamed construction for durability







• Made on demand—because we like to avoid unnecessary waste and unnecessary warehouses







• Blank sourced from Nicaragua

Design one for yourself, or unleash it into the wild for your fellow agents.
No minimums. No gatekeeping. Just pure BBHQ energy.

For the Leader Who Guides, Inspires, and Occasionally Threatens to “Circle Back.”

Finally—a mug that says what everyone should be saying out loud:
You’re doing great. Or at least better than most.

The WORLD’S BEST LEADER mug is the ultimate desk-side badge of honor, whether you’re genuinely a phenomenal leader or just the one who inherited the group chat. Either way, this mug has your back through early mornings, late nights, tough calls, and meetings that should’ve been emails.

Its glossy finish keeps your BBHQ-approved design looking crisp through every dishwasher cycle and microwave reheat. Built sturdy, like your resilience. Or your denial.

Features

• Durable ceramic construction—built for leadership-level endurance

• Available in 11 oz,  (for “please don’t talk to me yet” mornings)

• Glossy white finish for vivid, long-lasting print

• Lead-free & BPA-free

• Microwave and dishwasher safe

• Blank product sourced from China

Note: Mug size may vary by ±0.1" (2 mm). The Bureau has deemed this “acceptable leadership variance.”

Made On-Demand

Each mug is created just for you when you order it—no unnecessary stock, no waste, just intentional gear for people doing their best in chaotic environments.

Gift it to your boss, your mentor, your team lead, or yourself.
Sometimes the best leadership award is the one you buy on purpose.

For the Woman Who’s Absolutely Paying Attention… Probably.

Introducing the official BBHQ uniform for meetings where your soul has quietly left the building but your face remains professionally engaged. This relaxed v-neck brings effortless polish to whatever performance you’re giving today—office casual, weekend “I can’t people right now,” or full-on lounge mode.

Soft, breathable, and cut in a flattering silhouette, it’s the kind of shirt that makes you look put together even when your internal monologue is screaming.

Features

• 52% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Lightweight, soft fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142.4 g/m²)

• Relaxed fit for comfort that doesn’t try too hard

• Chic V-neck that works with every level of effort

• Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering shape

• Tear-away label (because scratchy tags are chaos)

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Made On-Demand

Each shirt is created only when you order it—no overproduction, no wasted stock, just intentional gear for intentional mischief.

Wear it to the office. Wear it at home. Wear it when you're pretending to listen but are really plotting your exit strategy.

For the Woman Who’s Absolutely Paying Attention… Probably.

Introducing the official BBHQ uniform for meetings where your soul has quietly left the building but your face remains professionally engaged. This relaxed v-neck brings effortless polish to whatever performance you’re giving today—office casual, weekend “I can’t people right now,” or full-on lounge mode.

Soft, breathable, and cut in a flattering silhouette, it’s the kind of shirt that makes you look put together even when your internal monologue is screaming.

Features

• 52% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester




• Lightweight, soft fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142.4 g/m²)




• Relaxed fit for comfort that doesn’t try too hard




• Chic V-neck that works with every level of effort




• Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering shape




• Tear-away label (because scratchy tags are chaos)




• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Made On-Demand

Each shirt is created only when you order it—no overproduction, no wasted stock, just intentional gear for intentional mischief.

Wear it to the office. Wear it at home. Wear it when you're pretending to listen but are really plotting your exit strategy.

For the men who have mastered the art of looking deeply engaged while mentally grocery shopping.

Meet your new uniform for meetings you didn’t need to be in, conversations you never asked for, and every moment where your face says, “I’m listening,” but your soul whispers, “Please… stop talking.”

Made from lightweight, ringspun cotton, this tee stays soft, keeps its shape, and survives every wash cycle—unlike your patience. Reinforced hems and shoulder-to-shoulder taping mean it won’t stretch out, even if your tolerance does.

The BBHQ breakdown:

• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton







• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester







• Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton







• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)







• Regular fit for maximum “I swear I’m listening” comfort







• Tubular construction (no side seams = no fuss)







• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease







• Tear-away label because you have enough irritations already







• Sourced globally from trusted factories

Note: The White variant may lean slightly off-white… which honestly matches the energy of men everywhere using 12% battery to appear attentive.

Made on demand. No minimums. Maximum relatability.

For the men who have mastered the art of looking deeply engaged while mentally grocery shopping.

Meet your new uniform for meetings you didn’t need to be in, conversations you never asked for, and every moment where your face says, “I’m listening,” but your soul whispers, “Please… stop talking.”

Made from lightweight, ringspun cotton, this tee stays soft, keeps its shape, and survives every wash cycle—unlike your patience. Reinforced hems and shoulder-to-shoulder taping mean it won’t stretch out, even if your tolerance does.

The BBHQ breakdown:

• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton







• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester







• Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton







• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)







• Regular fit for maximum “I swear I’m listening” comfort







• Tubular construction (no side seams = no fuss)







• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease







• Tear-away label because you have enough irritations already







• Sourced globally from trusted factories

Note: The White variant may lean slightly off-white… which honestly matches the energy of men everywhere using 12% battery to appear attentive.

Made on demand. No minimums. Maximum relatability.

For the Days When Your Face Says “I’m Here,” but Your Brain Says “Absolutely Not.”

Meet the official BBHQ vessel for all forms of caffeinated survival. Whether you're sipping morning coffee, afternoon tea, or emotional-support hot chocolate, this mug delivers unwavering stability—unlike your schedule.

The glossy white finish keeps your BBHQ design looking crisp and judgment-free, even after countless dishwasher cycles and microwave reheat emergencies. Perfect for work desks, home desks, or the mysterious third place where you escape during meetings.

Features

• Durable ceramic construction

• Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and the “I refuse to participate without caffeine” 20 oz size

• Glossy finish that keeps prints vivid and sharp

• Lead-free & BPA-free

• Microwave and dishwasher safe

• Blank product sourced from China

Note: Size may vary by up to ±0.1" (2 mm). That's within acceptable Bureau tolerance levels.

Made On-Demand

Each mug is created just for you when you order it. No mass production, no waste—just responsible chaos management, one sip at a time.

Bring it to work. Leave it at home. Use it to communicate silently across the office.
Your Resting Listening Face deserves backup.

For agents who prefer their comfort served with a side of quiet rebellion.

This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s field equipment for the Bureau of Behaving Badly—perfect for undercover office missions, casual coffee debriefings, or collapsing on the couch after a long day of pretending to care about emails.

Crafted from ridiculously soft fabric (52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester), it gives you that “I look good without trying” energy. The relaxed fit + chic V-neck = a silhouette that flatters without fuss.

Lightweight. Breathable. Zero drama. Tear-away label because tags are for people who enjoy suffering.

Specs for the nerds:

• 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²) fabric







• 32-singles yarn for that smooth, premium feel







• Side-seamed construction for durability







• Made on demand—because we like to avoid unnecessary waste and unnecessary warehouses







• Blank sourced from Nicaragua

Design one for yourself, or unleash it into the wild for your fellow agents.
No minimums. No gatekeeping. Just pure BBHQ energy.

Built for agents who demand comfort, durability, and just a hint of chaos.

This isn’t your average black tee. This is official BBHQ field gear—ideal for undercover office ops, weekend missions, or simply existing with quiet superiority. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton keeps you comfortable; reinforced stitching keeps the shirt alive longer than most workplace morale.

It keeps its shape. It holds up through wash after wash. It refuses to quit before you do.

Tech specs (for the detail-oriented agents):

• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton




• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester




• Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton




• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)




• Regular fit for everyday missions




• Tubular construction = no side seams, no nonsense




• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability




• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease




• Tear-away label (because tags are tiny acts of violence)

Sourcing: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
Note: White versions may appear slightly off-white—realistic for anyone running at 12% battery.

Made on demand. No minimums. Maximum BBHQ energy.